A man from Chicago purchased a gallon of barbecue sauce intended for use on McDonald’s McJordan sandwich in 1992 for $9,995.00 on eBay, according to the item’s seller. Though, to be fair, that was an excellent year for barbecue sauce: a truly wonderful vintage with some fine vinegars and delightfully complex tomato pastes and tannins. Right. I have no idea what I’m talking about.